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this is #1 on the “things i will delete in the morning” list, but…

May 15, 2010 by clitorisaurus

nedhepburn:

clearly my life has gone into meme territory. 

fucking stop it. both of you. grow the fuck up. i know you both very well and you are better than that. you know who you are. theres some shit i dont want to see. now shut the fuck up and keep your own fucking words in your own fucking mouths. i dont want to see that fucking shit. 

i dont even care if you’re “sorry”. just shut the fuck up, you chapped dick sucking mother fucking Looney Tunes NOT EVEN MAIN CHARACTERS JUST BACKGROUND CHARACTERS IN A LOONEY TUNES motherfuckers. i would slap the fuck out of you both were you infront of me. 

i would then hand you a beer, because ive known you two for years. i would have spit in that beer before handing it to you, after a long day of eating nothing but baby vomit and ammonia and golfshoe cleats. but i would not tell you this time. sorry, you guys. you crossed a line. 

i’m honestly saying this for two, three people, who know very well who they are. you know better. i’m not fucking laughing. 

May 10, 2010 by clitorisaurus

californiacornbread:

WOW!

Here are some pictures of my sister and me. I was in the 8th grade. (There’s another set of just my sister. She’s more photogenic.)

February 1, 2010 by clitorisaurus

fff8e7:

subject-to-change:

fff8e7:

Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

What’s your address? i’m buying you a proper Hey Arnold! poster

ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT YOURE SERIOUS

JORDAN WIZMAN
155 W. 60TH ST. 7D1
NEW YORK, NEW YORK 10023

will delete soon

January 28, 2010 by clitorisaurus

ihatethismess:

But i’ve been sexually assaulted twice.. ive blamed myself for it i still kinda do but not to an extent like i use to. i dont know how many times i’ve constantly blamed a victim of rape or sexual assault for something they had no control over. even if you say ” taking preventive measures” you’re still putting part of the blame on someone else.  saying that shit to someone does not feel good. but i kept saying it over and over again. and you know what rawwrinrainbows, i’m sorry i assumed but that doesnt change the fact your words are still hurtful. it’s sad when survivors still blame themselves for what happened. i’m only really good about talking about stuff like this but hopefully you get what i mean.

January 26, 2010 Reblogged from cobscookbay by clitorisaurus

hazelweatherfield:

Please don’t reblog this one.

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least favorite tumblrs

December 30, 2009 by clitorisaurus

hymendestroyer:

  • hymendestroyer
  • gru3some
  • tumblrisforfaggots
  • dustinberrycool
  • i forgot
  • anyone who reblogs posts all the time saying “OMG THIS!!!!” “IM CRYING!!!” “IM DYING!!!!” or “omg i’m going to hell”
  • all of you!!!

IRRELEVANT POST OF THE DAY

December 30, 2009 by clitorisaurus

piniyopo:

I don’t know why I’m writing this but for some reason I feel like it needs to be said. Some of you may know that two of our friends have recently established a ~thing. I don’t know any easy way to say it so I’m just going to say it the harsh way: I don’t think she’s right for him. He has been waiting for this for a long time and there’s nothing I want to see more than to see him happy. Ugh, this is the hard part. I just love him so much and I wouldn’t be able to stand it if he gets hurt. Idk. I love all my friends but for some reason he’s special. He has no idea about how much I care for him and he probably never will. I think I can live with that. I just want him to be happy and I don’t think that’s how he’s going to end up this way. She’s a great girl and a great friend, but there’s just something about her that isn’t right. She brings so much drama to the table and I feel that this can never end well. But in the end it doesn’t matter what I say. All that matters is what he wants. I’m honestly very happy that he’s found someone that sees in him what I see. I hope it all works out for the best.

Don’t reblog this please. If you have something to say, say it in formspring. If you know who I’m talking about in this post, PLEASE do not tell them. It took a while to build up the trust to post this and that will be violated if you tell them.

http://www.formspring.me/piniyopo